Stuff Drunky Likes

Kitten Cam

Located at  http://www.thefoodbowl.com/kitten-cam Kitten Cam is the surefire way to calm an enranged drunky. Its live stream of cute balls of fluffy kitten will sedate even the most furious drunkulus to calm levels of kitten enjoyment. One of the joys of kitten cam is that it allows the drunkness to experience cute kitteninity (that would be kitten serenity) without actual kitten ownership. This alleviates known kitten side-effects such as shedding, scratching, and furniture urination. The only time kitten cam is ineffective at calming Miss drunky is during the hours of kitten sleeping. Due to the nature of kittenity, sleep is fairly common, however during their hours of waking, kitten cam will provide hours of enjoyment to the drunkula species.

Kitten Cam is operated as a live streaming website of three kittens: Shanghai, Seven, and Tweet. Their kitten-play areas often change, such as from the bathtub seen above to the rest of the bathroom seen below, as well as other areas throughout the kitten’s domain.

Regardless of the location or activities, kitten cam is a definite thing that Miss Drunky likes.

Drunky loves Westies. Also known under the proper name of West Highland Terrier, the Westie is the surefire way to the heart of the drunkness. It is a well established fact that she will attain a Westie in her future, forcing an otherwise legitimate man into having a cute, fluffy, little white dog. Especially potent towards Miss Drunky is Westie puppies.

If there is a meal that drunky likes, it is Chick-fil-a.